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Friday, 7 August 2015

Friday Funny


A newly recruited French Legionnaire found himself stationed in a remote fort in the desert.

After a few weeks had gone by, he took one of the old timers aside and asked what the men did for a good time.

'We use a camel' was the taciturn reply. Revolted, the young soldier turned his thoughts elsewhere, but as time went by and he got hornier and hornier, he could think of little else.

Taking aside another veteran soldier, he asked the same question and got the same answer,

  'We use the camel.'

 Finally, desperate, the young man accepted the fact that the camel was the only available outlet, and one night he sneaked out to the barn.

As luck would have it, one of the old-timers wandered by the barn and caught sight of the young soldier up on a crate, screwing the camel.

'What the hell are you doing?' he called out.

 Rather puzzled, the recruit said, 'I thought you said you used the camel for a good time.'













Yes, but usually we just ride him into town!!!


Tee hee!!  Off to join in with Annie's Friday Smiles!!

20 comments:

  1. Oh Sam you are wicked....thanks for the chuckle.
    Hugs,
    Annie x

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  2. Ha! I guessed that one :)

    Di xx

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  3. Where do you get these all from. Hubby and I have enjoyed your Friday jokes regularly since I came across your blog by chance one Friday. Barbxx

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  4. Ha Ha.very funny. Have a great week! Soojay 8

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  5. Yes - I guessed but maybe heard that one before - still funny tho!! x Jo

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  6. For once, I felt the punchline ahead of time. That's not to say I didn't laugh anyway. Happy Friday and here's to a great weekend, too.

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  7. Hello Hettie.

    OMG, I should have seen this one coming!

    Hugs,
    Kay

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  8. oh, you are so naughty!!! still grinning here though..

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  9. It's the way you tell em! Hugs Mrs A.

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  10. Ho ho ho, thought it was something like that.

    Kath x

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  11. Hi Sam, I saw that coming but it still made me laugh :) Elizabeth xx

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  12. I guess I was a step ahead on that one too, but it still made me smile. Kate x

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  13. OOOOh you are naughty Hettie very funny Enjoy your weekend Robyn

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  14. OOoh, that one is a bit 'blue'. But i did smile!
    Sorry for being so late. (I got busy). Have a good week,
    Lisca

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  15. an old but good one :-)
    kyla

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  16. Thank you so much for letting me know where to purchase these - they have been added to the top of my wish list. They are gorgeous Karen x

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Thank you so much for leaving me a message and making me smile today. Happy Crafting Hugs to you. Hettie xxx