Two Ladies talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi, Wanda!
2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and
finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
PRICELESS
Hehehehe Love it. Brrrrrrr :-)
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Annie x
Nope - didn't see that one coming at all! lol x Jo
ReplyDeleteWe're all chuckling Sam... you share the best jokes, thanks for starting my weekend with a laugh. Enjoy your weekend Cheers Robyn
ReplyDeleteHaha!! :)
ReplyDeleteLolol, like this one!! Xx
ReplyDeleteThat's very funny!!
ReplyDeleteAlison xx
Ouch! xxx
ReplyDeleteI wondered where this one was going! clever!
ReplyDeleteHa ha. Didn't see that one coming. Hugs Mrs A.
ReplyDeletethis certainly made me smile lol....
ReplyDeleteTilly
I read this to hubby. He had a good chuckle.
ReplyDeleteThat's one for my buddies at craft class on Monday. Barbxx
ReplyDeleteAnother gem, love it!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't pick the freezer to hide in myself though! Tee, hee!
Jo x
Haha! That is funny! Thanks for that joke. Also it's one I can repeat...
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday!
Lisca
Hi Sam,
ReplyDeleteooooooooooo! you are awful but I like you. Ha Ha. as someone used to say.
You always bring a smile, and giggle to me every Friday with your funnies.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.
I think this is the best one yet.
ReplyDeleteKath x
I think that is a really funny one. It is one of a very few that I have repeated to groups of friends occasionally! Still makes me smile. Kate xx
ReplyDeleteTeehee needed a good laugh TFS! Xxx
ReplyDelete:-) :-) :-) :-) - so funny , love it! Anne x
ReplyDelete:-) :-) :-) :-) - so funny , love it! Anne x
ReplyDeleteUh oh! That was too funny Sam! lol Hugs, Brenda
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