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Friday, 3 April 2015

Friday Funny


The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora...."The gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"


 

Linking this up with Annie as usual!

16 comments:

  1. Loving this one!!

    Happy Easter

    Kathyk

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  2. hehehe lovely Friday giggle
    Tilly

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  3. Ha ha ha ha ha! Oops . . . busted!

    Happy Easter xxx

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  4. Oh dear, I had to read this twice before I got it!! Too funny though :)

    Hugs

    Di xx

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  5. I'm a bit slow today Sam...I read it out to hubby and it took us both a minute or two to see why it was funny!! :-)
    Hugs,
    Annie x

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  6. You always share a great funny with us Hettie - just read this to my son and had a chuckle too. Thanks and enjoy your weekend Robyn

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  7. You always find the funniest jokes to share with us. This one was super. Loved it.

    Happy Friday, happy weekend, happy Easter!

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  8. Had to think about that one!!
    Hugs mrs A.

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  9. Very good!! Happy Easter.

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  10. OH! This one made me chuckle out loud. Too funny. Yep, how much do you want?!

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  11. Missed this yesterday, funny.

    Kath x

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  12. A good one Hettie. I bet she got a good pay-rise!! Kate x

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  13. Very funny, as always!
    Hugs xx

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Thank you so much for leaving me a message and making me smile today. Happy Crafting Hugs to you. Hettie xxx