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Friday, 20 March 2015

Friday Funny

A man and woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.

Suddenly, the woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and shuddered quite violently; as before.

The man was becoming curious and concerned about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and shuddered violently.

The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times and this has resulted in noticeable shuddering spasms. Are you all right?"

I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man was a little embarrassed, but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looked at him and said, " Pepper"

Thanks Kath for this one!!  

I am sharing this with Annie.
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18 comments:

  1. Robyn Oliver20 March 2015 at 09:33

    Well hello Hettie....well you stumped me with this joke ...so I read it to hubby - he got it straight away...very funny. Have a fabulous week - I bet it'll be full of more laughing Cheers Robyn

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  2. Annie20 March 2015 at 09:45

    Off to find my pepper pot now ;-)
    What a giggle.
    Hugs,
    Annie x

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  3. Laura20 March 2015 at 10:29

    Oh I can always rely on your Friday posts to bring a smile!

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  4. Twiglet20 March 2015 at 13:20

    At least having a cold would be a bit more fun! x Jo

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  5. Kyla20 March 2015 at 14:42

    :-) brilliant

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  6. Jenny L20 March 2015 at 16:20

    Hi Sam,
    chuckle, chuckle.
    Oh I do love your funnies.
    Brilliant I didn't expect that one.
    Nearly said something else but it didn't sound too good, to publish.
    Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

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  7. Mrs A.20 March 2015 at 20:53

    In my condition I don't think I can afford to have one!! hugs mrs A.
    You are awful but I likes yer.

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  8. Princess Judy Palmer20 March 2015 at 22:20

    Oh my gosh! what a hoot!

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  9. Carol L20 March 2015 at 23:39

    You're so baaaaaaaaadddd telling jokes like this, but I'm laughing :)

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  10. Diane21 March 2015 at 01:11

    Greetings Hettie, thanks for the laugh, have a wonderful weekend.

    Hugs Diane

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  11. MaryH21 March 2015 at 02:27

    LOL! ROFL in fact!!! Great way to end a Friday. Happy wkend, and thanks for the chuckle. Hugs

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  12. mamapez521 March 2015 at 11:13

    Oh Hettie. That´s another one where I didn´t see the punch line coming! You always make me smile. Kate x

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  13. mamapez521 March 2015 at 11:13

    Oh Hettie. That´s another one where I didn´t see the punch line coming! You always make me smile. Kate x

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  14. Brenda21 March 2015 at 12:38

    LOL That was a funny one! Hugs, Brenda

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  15. Kay Hammock23 March 2015 at 03:05

    Tee hee! Off to the store I go.....

    Kay

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  16. Kay Hammock23 March 2015 at 03:05

    Tee hee! Off to the store I go.....

    Kay

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  17. Judys Lace Creations25 March 2015 at 08:52

    Oh dear, there'll be a "run" on pepper this week.Wicked girl Hettie!

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  18. Words and Pictures27 March 2015 at 22:46

    You can never have too much pepper.
    Alison xx

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Thank you so much for leaving me a message and making me smile today. Happy Crafting Hugs to you. Hettie xxx