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Friday, 7 March 2014

Friday Funny

CHINESE SICK LEAVE
Wong Chow calls into work and says, 'I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..'
The boss says, 'You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.
Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great... I be at work soon.....You got nice house.'
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13 comments:

  1. Sarn7 March 2014 at 13:04

    Snigger! xxx

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  2. Kathyk7 March 2014 at 13:07

    Made me snigger too!!

    Happy Friday!

    Kathyk

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  3. Annie7 March 2014 at 13:26

    Hehehe love it :-)
    Hugs,
    Annie x

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  4. Lunch Lady Jan7 March 2014 at 13:56

    Lolol!! Xx

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  5. Bleubeard and Elizabeth7 March 2014 at 15:47

    Oh how funny. Yep, this was a good one! Have a great smiling weekend, Hettie.

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  6. Bleubeard and Elizabeth7 March 2014 at 15:57

    OK, I feel like a fool. I've seen people call you "Sam" before, and thought they might have you mixed up with someone else while they had more than one window open. But today I decided to check out your Pinterest boards, since I'm not on it. Seems when I tried, you must be a member of Facebook in order to join.

    Long story even longer, when I got there, I saw why they call you Sam. Just put on my dunce cap, stick me in a closet, and one of these days I'll "get it."

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  7. Twiglet7 March 2014 at 16:30

    He he!

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  8. Darnell7 March 2014 at 23:34

    Oh, Lord, I did NOT see that coming!! I must be getting old. I just LMAO!! Thanks, Sam!! Hugs, Darnell

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  9. Helen8 March 2014 at 07:41

    Friday Funnies on a Saturday are just as funny... good one.

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  10. Laura8 March 2014 at 13:36

    Teehee!

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  11. BumbleVee9 March 2014 at 05:16

    Way to go Wong!! Silly missus.....hahahhahahah........

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  12. Words and Pictures9 March 2014 at 23:05

    Tut tut... but tee hee!
    Alison x

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  13. Judys Lace Creations14 March 2014 at 20:48

    Love this!! need a good joke!!

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Thank you so much for leaving me a message and making me smile today. Happy Crafting Hugs to you. Hettie xxx