A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
Waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very Professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight. 'You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came'.
LOL! x
ReplyDeleteHa, ha - almost spat coffee over the keyboard here! Hugs, Di xx
ReplyDeleteA chuckle is a good way to start the day :)
ReplyDeleteJan x
Ha, ha, ha....I had an attack of cough reading this but it was worth it - I had such a good laugh!
ReplyDeleteLots of hugs,
Cardarian
Just read this to hubbie and he spat his tea at me. Too funny. Hugs, Amanda x
ReplyDeleteI like it, I like it!!
ReplyDeletehugs Mrs A.
Ha ha!!
ReplyDeleteHope Annie gets to read this one!!!! Very funny Sam. x Jo
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteAlison x
I did NOT see that coming! A for real LOL!! Thank you!!
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